25 Funny Thanksgiving 2024 Memes and Jokes to Share with Friends and Family

Thanksgiving 2024 is here, bringing delicious feasts, family gatherings and, of course, endless humor about all the mayhem and joy of the holiday. As the fall season approaches, we all think of cozy sweaters, warm drinks, outdoor activities like apple picking and the anticipation of the holiday season.

Although we still have some time before fall officially begins, it’s hard not to get excited about Thanksgiving! While the holidays are all about gratitude and spending time with family, there’s also plenty of room for some light-hearted fun. That’s why we’ve put together a list of the best Thanksgiving jokes for kids to share around the dinner table!

Thanksgiving funny jokes and memes to share

1. Why did the turkey join a band? – Because it had drumsticks!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? – Wing, wing!
3. What did one turkey say to the other? – “Stop being such a chicken!”
4. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? – I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
5. What did the sweet potato say to the other sweet potato? – I’m so glad to see you!
6. What do you call a turkey without feathers? – A turkey that is ready to be cooked!
7. Why do turkeys never talk to strangers at Thanksgiving? – They are too full to chat!
8. Why did mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
9. What did dad say when he was asked to say grace? “Mercy.”
10. What is the official Thanksgiving dance called? The turkey trot.
11. What’s one thing you have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You both get stuffed.
12. What was the turkey suspected of? Bird play.
13. What did the pilgrim wear for dinner? A (autumn) vest.
14. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “All about the baste.”
15. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the turkey.
16. With the Coronavirus as a possible concern this year, what is likely to be the most popular accessory? Mashed potatoes.
17. What kind of ‘hoot’ is appropriate for the family dinner? Gratitude
18. How do turkeys prefer to stay in shape? By going to the gym for a leg day!
19. What did the turkey say when it was invited to a dinner party? “I’m already full, but thanks!”
20. What do you call a turkey with a crown? A party king!
21. What did the Pilgrim wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A pilgrim outfit!
22. Which Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the children’s table? Crayon berry sauce.
23. What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
24. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!
25. Why are potatoes good detectives? Because they have “eyes” everywhere!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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