Quinn Ewer’s Horny DMs Revealed

We’ve all been there – or okay, maybe not all, but I certainly have. It’s late at night, you’re lying in bed feeling a little too familiar with your usual content options. So what’s the next step? You check the overview and see if you can score an exclusive photo of the evening to spice things up. Even though she’s already sent you photos before, it’s a universal truth: when it comes to nude photos, they’re like Super Bowls – the next one is always your favorite.

Now, I’m not here to give Quinn Ewers a hard time for being a Christian guy who sent a DM asking to see a pussy. We all have our own weaknesses. Who am I to judge? Honestly, I’ve seen some of the messages girls here receive, and honestly, asking for nudes is tame compared to most of them. But I will say this: Quinn, dude, you didn’t need to blow up her DMs like that. Breathe! You can’t fire off ten back-to-back DMs without giving her a chance to respond. And you can’t ask for cunt and then settle for “trade” with a quick “fine whatever.” At least negotiate a little – there is an art to the game. It’s a rookie mistake, but hey, it happens to the best of us.

That said, I’ve never been more sold on Texas. It might just push me to give them a ticket to win it all this season.