Jeffrey Epstein’s Trump Bombshells blew Jimmy Kimmel’s mind

“I still don’t understand how this race is close,” Jimmy Kimmel said on the final episode of his late-night show before Election Day, as he shared the news with his audience recordings obtained by Daily Beast from author Michael Wolff of Jeffrey Epstein talks a lot about his relationship with Donald Trump.

“We heard a bombshell tape where Jeffrey Epstein says he was Trump’s ‘closest friend’ and shares a bunch of crazy stories, this barely moves the needle,” Kimmel said in disbelief. “Remember when Mitt Romney went down due to he put a dog cart on the roof of his car? We just got 100 hours of Jeffrey Epstein saying he and Trump were BFFs; I didn’t even get a warning about it on my phone.”

Kimmel continued: “Epstein said Trump told him he likes it having sex with his best friends’ wivesto the point where Epstein described Trump as having no ‘moral compass’. Do you know what kind of lowlife you should be into Jeffrey Epstein to say you have no moral compass? It’s like if R. Kelly got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up.”

“Epstein said the first time Trump had sex with Melania was on his own own private planeand if that’s not a storybook romance, I don’t know what is,” Kimmel joked.

Kimmel then reminded viewers of one Fox News interview in June when Trump was asked if he would declassify the Epstein files. The former president hesitated, saying, “You don’t want to affect people’s lives if it’s fake stuff in there, because there’s a lot of fake stuff in that whole world.”

“Good, better to keep them locked in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago,” Kimmel replied.

“None of the many child welfare lawyers who wear his hats seem to care about any of this. The truth means next to nothing.” Kimmel marveled and added sarcastically, “I mean, we got Pizza street. Why should we care about this?”

Finally, after making his case against Trump for the Republicans last week, Kimmel ended the monologue with a closing argument to any undecided voters who might be back heading into Election Day.

“Take a moment to imagine a world where you wake up in the morning, you check the news, and nobody says the words ‘Donald’ or ‘Trump.’ Just a bunch of normal, boring stuff. Wouldn’t that be nice? No lawn signs. No red hats. Don’t argue with your grandfather,” he imagined. “Let’s remove this cancerous polyp from our collective national colon and move on already.”