‘Sorry, I’m still processing this’: Elon Musk reportedly has a burner account and the internet is losing it

It seems that Elon Musk has reportedly stooped to a new low. Impossible, I know. But people at X seem to think that Musk used an alt account to join a room and chaos ensued.

Musk’s supposed account goes by the name Adrian Dittman. On said account, the moderator joins the X room to talk about a variety of things, including praising Elon Musk. The account also uses a cheap voice changer to hide the voice of whoever is speaking. To be fair, Musk could use his real voice and I wouldn’t know the difference because I don’t listen to Elon Musk when he talks.

The account recently got on an X space and came to Musk’s defense, saying some weird things about tech “bros” in the process. “Elon is the only one who gave these damn crackheads a voice. You ungrateful morf*ckers, seriously.”

What seems to be happening now is that Musk has been exposed to using his alt account to share support for himself. And he bans anyone who made fun of him for doing so. Reportedly, allegedly, and all that jazz.

Look, we don’t know that this is true, but if it is, one thing is clear: This is beyond pathetic. To be fair, there are a number of reasons why someone might want an alt account. Some celebrities use them to interact on social media without fans tracking their movements. Others use them to anonymously look at other postings. But what Musk is allegedly doing is praising himself because no one else seems to be doing it for him. It just is sad.

This account has previously spoken about Musk in the first person while in an X-space.

So if Elon Musk really is Adrian Dittman, that’s just sad. If he’s not, Adrian Dittman needs to find a hobby or something because he’s way too Elon Musk.


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