‘Fortnite’ is about to Fanum-tax our wallets with a new Skibidi toilet collaboration

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We knew it would happen eventually. To quote Steve Buscemi from Spy Kids 2: “Do you think that God stays in heaven because he also lives in fear of what he has created here on earth?” The holy grail of crossovers is finally here Fortniteas Skibidi Toilet makes its way to Battle Royale. If you don’t know what Skibidi Toilet is, consider yourself lucky. If you do, may God have mercy on your soul and your wallet.

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I just hope this opens the door for a ‘fortnite’/’Costco Guys’ crossover in the future, Tbqh

Fortnite have been killing it recently. Tons of new game modes, tons of exciting crossovers, and even the addition of Snoop Dogg have been huge wins. Now? The goodwill is gone. The Skibidi Toilet is on its way, and it’s coming much faster than we could have ever expected. Like December 18, 2024 soon. Tomorrow. I’m scared to see how this is going to turn out. We all know how society reacts when something comes up that they don’t like. See what happened to someone who drove into a Cybertruck Fortnite.

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If you are planning to pick up the Skibidi Toilet package Fortniteyou’ll need about 2,200 V-Bucks to make it happen. Here’s what you can get:

  • Plungerman outfit
  • Skibidi Backpack and Skibidi Toilet Back Blings
  • Plungerman’s Plunger Pickaxe

For the sake of the meme? I might have to get the Skibidi Toilet Backbling. I hate that I can even say this sentence, but I can’t change it happening. It’s still crazy to me that we’re basically getting one Garry’s Mod crossover before an official Half-Life crossover. I don’t know the legality behind all of this, but it’s shocking that I can throw something like this together with someone Deadly company skin and call it a day.

At this point I just need a Rizzler Backbling added Fortnite before the Costco guys fade into obscurity. “We bring the boom!” as one Fortnite Festival ironically, however, singing would go hard. Although at this point it feels like we need the Johnny Cash version of “Hurt” more than ever.