Jared McCain is so big he won’t be returning to Shane Gillis’ DMs

On By Littum

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Jared McCain is a MONSTER right now. He’s so hot he won’t even return Shane Gillis’ drunken DMs:

@talksofthetown

Shane Gillis gets denied in his DMs Via: MSSP #531 #comedy #funny #funny videos #talksintown #totcomedy #shanegillis #mattmccusker #jaredmccain #philly #6s #phila #mssp

♬ original sound – TalksOfTheTown

Look at this big guy who is one of the biggest comedians in the world right now. He probably doesn’t even know who he is because he’s just freezing hard, scoring baskets, and making TikToks. He doesn’t have time to meet Shane and drink a huge amount of beer. He has a Rookie of the Year trophy to win.

Jared McCain is easily in the conversation for the top 5 most popular athletes in Philly right now. Here is my rank:

  1. Saquon Barkley
  2. Regret hurts
  3. Bryce Harper
  4. Tyrese Maxey
  5. Jared McCain

Dude has taken Philly by storm. How can a guy who makes TikToks convince Philly of all places to fall in love with him so quickly? How does he keep scoring with ease and Sideshow Bob hair? The silky smooth shot with a smile that should be on billboards. He has all the clubs in the bag and paints his nails. The WIP uncle’s mind cannot understand.

I mean, dude isn’t just ingrained in Philly lore, he’s totally in the mainstream right now. He is your sister’s favorite TikToker who is also a really good basketball player.

We’ve got AJ Brown, Saquon Barkley and other NFL players recreating his TikToks:

@nflonfox

One+ effort #nfl #nfltiktok #nflfun 1k_watts

♬ Maps jersey remix – VIP

Imagine trying to relax after losing and having 30 on your head, pulling up TikTok and the first thing you see is this. I would retire:

@jaredmccain24

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He sends Chick-Fil-A employees through college one parlay at a time:

@bleacherreport

McCain made sure to set the record straight (via @Jaredmccain24) #nba #basketball #jaredmccain #sixes #bet

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If you told me the Sixers would start 3-13 but we still had hope I would call you crazy. The only thing keeping Sixers fans from a Ben Franklin one-way ticket right now is Jared McCain’s Rookie of the Year candidacy and a dash of Tyrese Maxey. He had South Philly ROCKING this weekend: